Lol I think everyone knows
I stayed up all night using a text-to-speech program to make my computer say “poop.” Now I’m exhausted and dehydrated from crying from laughing so much and nobody will return my calls. I called every person I knew and left them all messages of my computer saying “poop” and me screaming and laughing until I threw up. Nobody cares if I’m dead or alive.
don’t :) fucking :) comment :) on :) what :) i :) eat :) or :) how :) i :) eat :) it :) or :) why :) i’m :) eating :) it :) asshole :)
"dude i know a lot of sick smoke spots"
-a 10th grader somewhere
its been a million years and this is still hilarious
so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family
Totally worth it.
i love kanye’s face in this he like yea i’ma moteboat them titties tonight bae